- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

speech and debate.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

No, Trinidad.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Poop!!

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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