What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Penis.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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