- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Your grandma's cookies.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Scott Gomez

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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