Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Psychics.

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batman has diarrhea

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What black and has children A black man

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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