- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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