- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What? Why?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

mark is life

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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