- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

I'm hungry.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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