say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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