what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Anti Joke

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