- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Where's my tractor?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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