- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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