knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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the WNBA

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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