Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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