why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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