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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's an Anti Joke?

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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