- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What did the fish say after he

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??