What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Latvia isn't a joke

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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