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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Where's the dick??? east

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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