- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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