- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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