What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what are three short words? i a am

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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have safe sex

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YOU

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Women's Rights Movement

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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