- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Women's rights

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Like this joke, bitch.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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