- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What can make you pee? Liquid

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Like this joke, bitch.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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