A person from Singapore eats

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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