Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

my whole life!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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