Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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I woke up today

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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