yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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everyone dislike this

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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kill yourself

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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