- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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