HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

can you pass the soap?

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Michel Moor on a die...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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