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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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