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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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