Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Women's rights

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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