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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

That's what SHE said!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Firgen and the blung brigade

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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