What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Knock Knock CUM IN!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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