how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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