A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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