- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Phew... it's gone.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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