-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Walnut

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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