whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Republicans

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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