- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

the lemon was sweet.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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