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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

where is the world?

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Tough crowd tonight...

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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