1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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