- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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