A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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