- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

homosexual

A women in the kitchen.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Women's rights.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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