Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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VAL SUCKS

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Wright flyer

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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