Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why do mexicans get made fun of

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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