- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

your moms my other ride

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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