A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Penis.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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2 Penises

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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