Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

why do mexicans get made fun of

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Alchohol.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

epic win?

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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