- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Homonyms should be band.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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