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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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