What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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PEANIS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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