Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Womens rights

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Compton

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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