- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A kid has no friends.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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