Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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