A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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tom pauling

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Joesph Triphook.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Anti Joke

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