- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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