What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

knock knock go away!!!

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Stop procrastinating.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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