- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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