What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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YOU

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tom pauling

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minorities.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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eden stop

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Anti Joke

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