Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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