Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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