roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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This is an anti joke

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im at school

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Hello

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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c======3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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