my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

I can count to potato.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

charlie sheen

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What is white and black and red all over.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Mitt Romney

once you go black your credit goes wack

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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