- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's green and blue? yellow

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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