- Anti Joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Hi, my name is Jake.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.