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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

I'm HIV positive.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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