Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Bark I'm a tree

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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