In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Cleveland winning something

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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