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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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