- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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