A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Guess what What

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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